𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕣™

My jokes are officially dad jokes from now on
black⚫ mkisii 🍌
#GGMU❤

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

“Just in case you forgot men lower their standards for sex and raise their standards for marriage”

[𝐘𝐁ee @YBNBA__]

Sisi hatuna hata issue na loan yako, just name one lecturer from North Carolina university

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

There was once a hunter who carried his gun wherever he went. One day, he mistakenly carried an umbrella instead of a gun. Unfortunately, a lion suddenly appeared in front of him.
He panicked and pointed his umbrella at the lion and pretended to shoot.
The lion dropped DEAD!

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I still remember when bamburi cement wanted to construct a road for free for locals to use . They went to the county government for approvals ,the county government refused and wanted bamburi cement to give them the money meant for construction of the road . 🤣🤣🤣

[Eric @amerix]

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

[JAYDEN™ @SirGlavan_]

We will be there to hatewatch

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

@kimaiyo 😂😂😂

[Viktor👽 @FB_viktor]

Niqqas in search of weed has been to places they won’t go even with a gün

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

It is better to admit you walked through the wrong door, than to spend your life in the wrong room.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

Leo nimeenda interview at a certain research institute nikapata panel mzima ni my former colleagues. Tulipiga story za back in the day for 3 straight hours tukusip chai mamaye, then I got employed immediately nikaambiwa naanza job with a fully paid leave commencing today hehee

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

haha funny thing about madem ni, it doesn't matter how loyal she is to you ( or so you think) they'll always have a side they're talking to.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Pep Guardiola is leaving, Man City fans from Africa will start supporting their original clubs soon

Glory hunting period is over

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

You see no one is speaking of EPL? That's how irrelevant you've become

We're talking about the England World Cup squad

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Looks like Thomas has been kidnapped by Optimus Prime.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

We’ll be facing clubs like PSG & Bayern next season

[Yourfavgirl @Yourfavgirl_xo]

sending each other porn to recreate is peak romanticism.

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

I'd rather listen to Speed barking for 10 mins