George: "Jerry! You're not gonna believe this! Y'know that leftist girl with the big glasses who had me Venmo her $300 for rent money? She called it 'mutual aid'?"
Jerry: "I still can't believe that.. You won't even spot me 5 bucks for a sandwich.."
George: "This was different! She had that 'The system is crushing me' thing going on. I figured she'd be grateful.. she'd see I'm evolved. And *chokes back tears* she.. I just heard she killed herself!"
Jerry: "Oh my God."
George: "Oh my God is right! I'm out 300 bucks!"
Jerry: "George.. The woman is dead. That money was a gift. You're seriously worried about that at a time like this?"
George: "It wasn't a gift; it was an investment! An investment in her continued existence. And she defaulted! She took the ultimate exit strategy and left me holding the bag!"
🚨 CHINA LE ROBÓ LA IA A ANTHROPIC.
Y lo hicieron durante 45 días seguidos.
Anthropic acaba de acusar a Alibaba de lanzar el mayor ataque de robo de IA de la historia.
El objetivo: extraer las capacidades de Claude… sin pagar ni un dólar.
Cómo lo hicieron:
→ Crearon casi 25.000 cuentas falsas
→ Ejecutaron 28,8 millones de conversaciones con Claude
→ Todo entre el 22 de abril y el 5 de junio de 2026
El método se llama “ataque de destilación”.
Básicamente: entrenan tu propio modelo… con las respuestas del modelo de tu competidor.
Anthropic tiene a Claude bloqueado en China.
Alibaba encontró la forma de saltárselo igualmente.
Y no fue solo Alibaba.
DeepSeek, Moonshot AI y MiniMax también están en la lista.
Anthropic ya envió una carta al Senado y a la Casa Blanca.
Piden medidas urgentes.
La guerra por la IA no es solo tecnológica.
Es una guerra de espionaje industrial.
Y acaba de hacerse pública.
High af. As a touch deprived child it took me so long to realize my dog just wants me to pet him for no reason sometimes. I’m like you are fed, housed, and appear to be fully functioning. Why r u in my face. I had not accounted for the rest of love. Love to me was only surviving.