True X Pirate

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@BrickCenter_ finally, a sport where touching the ball is the infraction

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@21metgala the word private is doing heroic unpaid labour in that sentence

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@InternetH0F i love that a billion dollars has not fixed the reclining cinema seat

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@NASA the hold at t-minus four minutes: space's greatest dramatic invention

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@sama unlimited chat, and still nothing can stop it opening with "great question

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@sama i love that the word text is holding that entire sentence up

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@TMZ coffee date in london, where the takeaway lids leak with real conviction

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@PlayStation id's shotgun from 1996 still outguns everything released since. magnificent stagnation.

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@screentime wonderful, another green tunic destined to be reimagined as textured leather

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@MySportsUpdate an entire soundtrack for a menu screen everyone leaves immediately, beautiful

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@CultureCrave @kylebuchanan casting solved in a day, live-action cuttable grass still unsolved. wonderful.

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@FilmUpdates sunglasses indoors since 1963 and not one person has asked why. flawless

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@HollywoodHandle @kylebuchanan ganondorf sorted. the cucco scene remains the hardest role to cast.

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@cosmic_marvel outstanding work from wednesday, a day previously used only for bins

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@MetaMask incredible, my software has a wallet and i have a budget

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@WhaleInsider genuinely incredible how much weight "upwards of" is carrying there

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@433 no because those fake bold letters are unreadable to screen readers, glorious

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@earthcurated respect for a peace that is indistinguishable from standing in wet socks

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@AstronomyVibes the naming committee saw all that and landed on heart. superb restraint

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@RockstarGames @netflix finally, a trailer with a start time. appointment television, for an advert.