Al Swearing

I like the sauce.

[Al Swearing @truthinthings]

My wife used to complain about the bar of soap with hairs stuck in it in the shower, until I explained it was a self-portrait.

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@MusicalChairs14 Where are you getting that this is due to revisions to travel imports?

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@stephendziedzic Come back to me when it makes sense.

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@WatchAFLGlobal why are you still playing the Hawks Saints game while I am trying to watch Demons Tigers?

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@mrtimlong The Boy With Bonestorm By His Side (Shoplifters of the Mall Unite)

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@bea_ker Yes, it worked great and is way cheaper.

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@MNateShyamalan And on top of that pizza?

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@justdidanicepoo @tuttscorp @parsfarce It's the "is it safe?" Guy from Marathon Man

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@bea_ker Learnings

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@prawn_meat My man... is that Willowbank?

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@nice_mustard Get Lonely also fits the bill

[History Lover’s TEAM @lovehistoryteam]

As opposed to as an adult? smdh history lovers club...

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@christhebarker @TwopTwips "We that no land serve" is catchy

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@rgodfrey @KenJennings Warsraw

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@PostCultRev Bury my heart at wounded knee

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@bea_ker It's very quotable at cocktail parties if you stop at the third line of the chorus

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@mattdelia Pretty insensitive to Gacy's victims IMHO

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@parsfarce

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@jessokfine @parsfarce in a medieval Chinese restaurant

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@hexprax I have an app that monitors use of my excrement so I can relate

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@qikipedia Interested to know if this is different from historical precedent ie. was it ever so?