(excitedly) Yippie!! Jerry Rubin died last week!!
(pauses, and looks down at his notes. Looks back up at the camera, somberly)
Oh, I'm sorry. That should read, "Yippie Jerry Rubin died last week."
Sorry about that. I'm sorry. My mistake completely. Just... I didn't read it right.
In his book, O.J. Simpson says that he would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole.
Man, I'm gonna tell ya, that is some bad luck.
When the one guy who would have died for you, kills you.
That's probably ... you don't get worse luck than that.