Captain Never Hands

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@atomcbombshell No problem. My sister and her 3 sons got murdered this morning. This is a nightmare. I'll keep crying until u call me. Need help

[matt palumbo @Chef_Pie77]

Phew! Memet said it right, nervous is Our new favorite N-Word, cuz when the pressures on “we’re the pressure cookers.”

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@Plontus_ I love when he looks like a fat bitch. E rock is Such a fat nothing but I’m a huge fan because I just like saying the word huge around Erock

[EVIL SAM @Plontus_]

Wow! Erock have lost a lot of weight, he's not looked this slim in years!

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@Plontus_ Oh thats right. I almost forgot that he doesn’t fit in his car anymore. He said he can get in the back seat for a few mins but who knows.

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@ClaytonTrutor @SagED_UP @RealCaptainLou Baseball stars was incredible.

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@Plontus_ God I miss Sam

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@SagED_UP Billy Jean

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Oh shit. Look who just walked into the restaurant I’m at.

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@MarcelGold1 @chefpie1 Made my day. I literally deleted twitter cuz I am failing at life and no longer felt worthy of leisure time. I’m back Thanks friend. Unbelievable where a little kindness comes fm. Sincerely (I no this must seem ridiculous but today was extra horrible. Ty)

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

#JerryNadler looked like a Nadler before a Nadler knew what to look like

[Marcel Gold @MarcelGold1]

@tryingabiscuit @chefpie1 I needed a good Nadler Joke today. Let freedom Roar! #eaglelife

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

Navy blue is officially the opposite of blue #ClassifiedDocuments

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@Reuters I can’t stop farting towards that face, it’s magical

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

Now that’s what I call a Number 2

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@FOX10Phoenix I keep thinking I have enough for cereal AND soda tonight…we.are.ALL.good

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@ChiefsNana @ChiefsMoGrim15 AAAHHHHHHHH

[Captain Never Hands @tryingabiscuit]

@DeAngelisCorey Haha…BEEP

[Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist @DeAngelisCorey]

lol

[Nan ✌🏻🏈 @ChiefsNana]

Great win @Chiefs! 😊