TJ (Après)

it do be what it do be

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

The drums

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

Taco Bell $0 Delivery Fee on Sundays is the pinnacle of knowing your brand

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

Swim up pool bar would change my life right now

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Hey I know we just met and this is your house but ima need the aux

[carz @Carzonfye]

[seeing someone who acts exactly like me] tf is wrong with you

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

@fly_squash Deserved

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Shazam but instead it tells me the name of this person I’ve already met half a dozen times

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

@FreckleGod Man couldn’t have been any less locked in damn

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

Taco Tuesday is Christmas for yappers but they get it every week

[eveo @eveoart]

silly 🪿

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

@fly_squash Monday Friday is crazy

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Let’s Run It Back

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

Thats so sick

[buck tooth cunt @Royal_McPoyle]

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

Making sure to spread banger tweets so they still get the visibility they deserve

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

Asking randoms to hold your baby is insane

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

@fly_squash Im actually trying to slide tho

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

This, some horseradish, sunshine & a martini is the peak human experience

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

If anyone is feeling sad, lonely, or depressed, I just want you to know I am feeling none of those things right now

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

You really don't need brakes if your horn works. You're good.

[TJ (Après) @tslaster]

@layjay12 @myhusband Giving it away on the TL already