TJ Sondermann

In general, a generalist. Lover of bacon cheeseburgers and the Internet.

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@thebriandineen There are currently only 17 Ponderosa Steakhouses left in the US. I checked.

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@bykevinclark @ringer Is it possible to be a Good Teammate and a World Champion?

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@jeff_gluck Anyone know if the main Drive to Survive cameras were with Haas this weekend?

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@jowrotethis "I can't swim." outpaces "For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” as the saddest sentence ever written.

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Looking forward to the #crossfitgames post-mortem on how @TYRSport got (what looks like more than half of) the athletes to wear their shoes on the floor. Somebody at @nobull fucked up.

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@hotdogsladies I think I was about 3 minutes from end credits when I said "has this all been..."

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The Bear (FX) is ridiculously good television.

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@simplebits Pesky

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I'm watching hockey (!) on a Saturday night. The @NHL should write Jared Keeso and the staff at @ShoresyHockey a blank check.

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You couldn't pay me to watch a complete baseball game on television. But I will watch every single second of a @Jomboy_ breakdown. Fascinating.

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@zapier Sure!

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.@zapier consistently makes me feel like an all-powerful digital wizard. ⚡️🧙‍♂️

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Shout out to the person on the 7 Second Delay tonight.

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@HipHopNumbers Black Thought, by like... a million.

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@cindymeliyen @DaleJr OMG same.

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The #nascar Trucks Series is significantly more entertaining than both Xfinity and Cup. I said what I said.

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Skeleton has got to be Number One on the "sport most likely to have been started on a dare" list. #helltotheno #Olympics2022

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@cpjolicoeur I just guessed, tbh.

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Ok Designers, you've got four years to create the most magnificent National Team Kit possible.

Olympic Committee: J/K we're going to make everyone wear giant pinneys so no one can tell the athletes apart. #OlympicGames

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Say altitude again. #Olympics