Troy Mott

guitarist in a rock band

[Troy Mott @ttroymott]

Moths are just the butterflies that hissed at kids in high school

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Don’t forget guys I’m a dad too

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Sometimes I think I’m a good role model but then tonight I was closing with a 16 year old and told him about how I paid someone to do all of my english homework junior year and then got a 16 on my ACT because I knew none of the material. Sometimes I wonder how I graduated

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Last night I was called out to go to a smash tournament that my boss was hosting and in any proper fashion I showed up and showed his children no mercy

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Lol my brother was at work for four hours then called me to tell me he just took a ten to fight a customer who was talkin shit and then came back like nothing happened and then charged the dude out. Greeleys built different

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Well if you wanna know how my days going a guy I haven’t spoke with in like 7 years hit me up and said that I look like this mf

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@carpedont @holly_jmck This is like the plot to happy death day right??

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Yo imagine being trapped in an elevator in a life or death situation with this guy

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You know you’re old when you remember YouTube videos that didn’t have ads, especially ones that were longer than the four minute video I want to watch I don’t care about fitness show me wtf a high meat is

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Tell me how I’ve never been in a car accident and then I take a company car to Utah once and someone hits it in a Walgreens parking lot

[billiam @BillRatchet]

one last thing PLEASE stop discouraging other women from speaking out / to cops about their abuse from men just because bill cosby got released from a technicality. the same technicality has released murderers etc, but judges CANT be biased in a case in an already corrupt system.

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@Kkleinaroo Hawks all the way

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Six kids from the district I went to high school with are entering the Tokyo Olympics and I’m in a hotel room in Utah playing a travel guitar dreaming of being a rockstar

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Not me being a first gen college graduate who has no idea what I’m doing and emailing my old advisor whom I skipped every meeting with when I was in school to see if he can help me figure out student loans

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Moved into a new place and my girlfriend isn’t here to stop me from trying my hand at interior decorating

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This is the photo I use of my dog when I fill out rental applications so that they think she’s cute and fun and then they want to give us the house

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@holly_jmck Green goblin all the way

[billiam @BillRatchet]

saturday night i'm bout to take a fuckin NAP

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@loganmel64 No

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The big fight at the end of Age Of Ultron when they’re protecting the drill must be how the Bloons Tower Defense monkeys feel all the time

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@martygonzales2 I can help with that