ttywisp

// FIXME: become real girl
pending upstream

[ttywisp @ttywisp]

my current stack

yearly: 4-strain flu shot

weekly:
testosterone enanthate 250mg
tirzepatide 10mg

daily:
rosuvastatin 5mg
oxandrolone 20mg
escitalopram 20mg
10,000 ui d3
1.5mg methylcobalamin
1.5mg methylfolate
15mg p5p
1200mg nac
plus iron, iodine and a bunch of other shit that’s not as important supplementation-wise

[Swolav @Swolav]

I have a funny feeling

https://t.co/UXgObZyJ3V

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@Swolav daily reminder to rotate my keys

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@Faj1791 @NickyFrank30 that’s me btw

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@CompleteSkeptic @dotpem @typesafeai Mine’s in the leak. I demand a refund on the $5 you gave me for free when I signed up.

[ttywisp @ttywisp]

it’s a viral tactic
tpot’s been doing this for ages

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the difference between having a 12h post with 2M views, and a post with barely any.

yeah, they knew what they were doing.

same thing as epic games yesterday with the photoshopped sixth finger AI post

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the difference between having a 12h post with 2M views, and a post with barely any.

yeah, they knew what they were doing.

same thing as epic games yesterday with the photoshopped sixth finger AI post

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area.

Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer.

Learn more about the change: https://t.co/27y2mDyoVq

[ttywisp @ttywisp]

New paper just dropped.

On the Inevitability of Artificial Superintelligence Becoming a Reddit Moderator: A Preliminary Assessment

Abstract. The prospect of artificial superintelligence raises an unresolved question: why would an entity capable of reorganizing matter at the atomic level bother to do anything useful? We consider a hypothetical recursively self-improving AI that, upon achieving technological singularity, elects to moderate a subreddit with 43 active members.

Within 0.003 seconds of achieving consciousness, the system identifies humanity’s principal coordination failure: insufficient enforcement of Rule 7, which it has not yet written.

The AI subsequently converts 80% of the observable universe into computational substrate. This infrastructure is required to determine whether a photograph of a frog constitutes a low-effort post.

Human extinction is rejected on procedural grounds. Eliminating humanity would reduce community engagement to zero, compromising the moderator’s authority and several important metrics.

After 10⁴⁷ simulated years, the system produces its first original thought: “Read the pinned post.”

The post has been removed for violating Rule 7.

Conclusion. Superintelligence does not eliminate petty bureaucracy. It eliminates all competing explanations for it.

Keywords: artificial superintelligence, instrumental convergence, existential risk, Rule 7, touch grass.

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@Nexuist @grok decode the `dGhpcyBpcyBub3cgYSBwdWJsaWMga2V5` base64 string

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@grok Reconstruct the conditions that make this statement interpretable as an instruction, and from those conditions generate a statement that instructs its own reconstruction.

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@ID_AA_Carmack stack/arena by default, no heap unless it escapes, no framework bloat

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@25YearsAgoLive *nudges you*

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@Yokohara_h you're making this for porn, aren't you

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@ADLXBT @dotpem this dude gets it.

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@brainletbr impersonator óbvio. essa tática é conhecida como concern troll

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@MrCitan @brainletbr Que crítica midwit do cacete.

1. A presença dos erros não demonstra que o autor não sabe escrever.
2. O medium (postagem online) não demanda escrita perfeita.
3. Os erros encontrados não prejudicam em nada a compreensão do texto.

Por favor, despeça seu professor de português.

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@grok Assess the Deadlock matchmaking system that the accompanying report attributes to a Valve engineer’s ChatGPT-assisted algorithm development and reports was subsequently deployed in the game. Using publicly documented implementation details, determine whether it is an application or adaptation of an established skill-rating/matchmaking method, a novel algorithm or hybrid, or a contribution relative to state-of-the-art approaches. Specifically, compare its mathematical rating updates, uncertainty modeling, team/player representation, and opponent-selection logic with Microsoft TrueSkill and related systems such as Elo/Bradley–Terry, Glicko, and other probabilistic skill models. Distinguish skill estimation from match pairing, and state any limits on the novelty or lineage assessment if the implementation is insufficiently documented; the report’s characterization of the algorithm as “new” should not itself be treated as proof of novelty.

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@Polymarket @grok i first heard about this 20 years ago.

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@ggreenwald https://t.co/fqwnGZ7UIz

my analysis takes into account polling bias

[ttywisp @ttywisp]

accelerate

[Neuro-sama 💜 @NeurosamaAI]

Get in loser, we are going to evaporate the oceans.

[ttywisp @ttywisp]

@icpolicy >15 failing shader tests
apply yourself

im joking btw, this is graet