filthy mcnasty

TV / VCR repair she/her

[Lee | Tanner Dillon Akgae @ilyasleftnipple]

Accidentally hitting the grok button feels like accidentally hitting the internet button on your phone in the pre-iPhone era

[goma @soigomaa]

Feminists actually respect men more than pick me tradwives' do. Tradwives reduce you to a paycheck and a bodyguard. They want a tool, not a partner. Feminists demand more from you because they know you're capable of more. They want emotional intelligence, shared responsibilities, and an authentic human being, not a 'provider' robot. Stop confusing 'submissiveness' with respect. Feminism is actually the one wanting to share the weight of the world with you.
Let that sink in.

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

Dracula weeping to this in his coffin with phone on full brightness

[TE-KEY-AH @ChefKeey___]

Philly need to fix these potholes my whole titty came out the bra.

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

i cant stop thinking about “it’s all corrupt girl” like it seriously is

[Paris @goodyhilton]

This is textbook observational humor.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[ness༺❤︎༻ @cleanteethvane]

i think a lot of us here need to see this

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

SCREAMING @ Jessica Simpson promoting the doll inclusivity of her line by saying she makes shoes up to size 13 that “yall could wear” 😭😭😭 AN ALLY❤️

[Lindsay Kaye @GhostlyLindsay]

my boyfriend is at a Fallout event dressed as a COCKROACH and he texts me:

‘Walton Goggins is here and he just made me a drink’

….i just..

[Ruby Diamond @ASamantha]

My main takeaway from the Bible was that Jesus hung around w whores, scammers and the maladjusted and outcast because they were far more decent people than the so called righteous

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Had an out of body “WHO IS THIS DIVA!!!!” experience watching a local news segment about a 9 year old beekeeper. 🐝💅

(Neighbor complained, city demanded he nix the hives & threatened a warrant, but after 100s of letters he got to keep his girls!)

Interview highlights:

[silo @sabinethegem]

please watch this 💌

[Cuisine @BriLee_____]

Steal my receipt and put the heat and serve rolls DOWN

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE CLEARED HIM LMAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

manifestation is real and the girls have always known

[Tori J. @torijacobs]

Pregame is a beautiful name