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[tuck @tuckkbennett]

you only get one shot at life, make the most of it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Imagination Land!

[ℂolt45 @_colt45kinn]

Me singing both parts to “A life where we work out”

[Clinton @614clinton]

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."

BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"

#614clinton

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Jokic will dribble around looking like a panicked walrus on sand before tomahawking some shit over his head which ends up being wetter than water. it's truly majestic.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

that gut feeling is never wrong

[Armel @Armelgeddon]

Aaron Rodgers when Zach Wilson tries to be first man up in passing drills

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

#NewProfilePic

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Do not stay in a place where no one sees your value.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Even on your worst day, choose kindness. You are not the only person going through something in life.

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Tracking number aint enough. I need to be on the delivery driver's private story.

[Madison Bat Company @Madisonbats]

Good day at the yard. 6-8, 4)2b, grand slam, 6rbi

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

Me with the bag of ice :

[Bobby BP Portis @BPortistime]

It’s cool when they do it, it’s a problem when I do it!

[General Sherman’s Burner @Sherman_burner]

@EricTrillman_ Gisele and Brady after Archie Manning beats him in the Super Bowl

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

The older you get, the more private you become and the more okay you are to be seen as the villain in someone else's story without telling everyone your side of the story.

[tuck @tuckkbennett]

@Loganarnold84

[tuck @tuckkbennett]

screaming and punching the air rn

[Penn State Talk @PSURecruitTalk]

The Packers to Aaron Rodgers yet again in the NFL Draft