Best F*cking City_Tulsa

I’m Tulsa. I’m where you want to be. I’m cool enough to be awesome and chill enough to not be Austin.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

It’s like Bruce Plante @tulsaworld ready and illustrated my diary.

[matt carney @2011prius2wd]

Tulsa is crawling with aging trust fund kids and my favorite type is mid-50s gray manbun who drives a beat-up Land Rover, spends half his time in CO and whose family is exhausted from refusing to invest in the surf shop he’s been trying to open since 1992

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

I think the cheap folding table, wobbly chairs, pop-up tent and Walmart clearance potted plants were the final straw for Elon. It made @BigFuckingField look like a ghetto backyard.

You ain’t a yard, BFF, you’re a fucking fescue fantasy field.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

I’m moving on. Going to focus on myself. And myself rocks. Tulsa Rocks. Silver lining? I’m. Not. Austin. I win.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

@QuikTrip Dude...I can’t tell what side you’re on here. #QT4Life

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

This Tesla battle between Tulsa and Austin really comes down to QT vs. Buc-ee’s. #clearwinner @QuikTrip

[Lt. Governor Matt Pinnell @LtGovPinnell]

All this Buc-ee’s hype is clearly coming from people that haven’t had @QuikTrip eggrolls. They are peak hype.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

Is Tulsa planning a land grab for Ponca City?

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

you ever just think about the high speed rail system :,)

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

Are you talking about why everyone thinks you’re going to Austin? Screw that. @elonmusk #Tulsa

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Will those who write the algorithms ever realize their negativity bias?

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

Eeeeeeloooooon! @elonmusk #tulsa #tulsafortesla

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

Back up goal.

[Tesla Tulsa @tesla_tulsa]

Elon Musk is ready to start mass-producing the Tesla Semi.
#tesla #tulsa #teslatulsanews #oklahoma #electricfuture
https://t.co/t6s04ZxTDV

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

@travisdavidson Just gained one.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

I don’t know how to prepare for this? Juice cleanse?

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Tesla will announce location of Gigafactory America on the conference call in two weeks.

Pick Tulsa @elonmusk 🤞

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

Hey @elon, pick the Muscogee Creek reservation for your new factory.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The Supreme Court ruled that nearly half of Oklahoma falls within the Muscogee (Creek) Indian Reservation, enforcing 19th century treaties the U.S. made with the tribe over the objections of the federal and state governments https://t.co/bqJDKtwxgr

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

@elonmusk Full stack of of applications for your new joint on Tulsa?

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

Other than Elon’s face, this is my favorite enhancement to Tulsa’s golden boy.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

@Eddie_Rado K, sooo...Tesla.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

@FOX23 Are we talking one-topping or deluxe? Elon is going to need specifics.

[Best F*cking City_Tulsa @tulsa_rocks]

Our future keeps getting brighter every day. Literally.

[News On 6 @NewsOn6]

The City of Tulsa is announcing plans Wednesday morning for a new streetlight project in Tulsa.

City officials want to start installing more lights along city streets with the goal of making neighborhoods safer. https://t.co/KzD0aCbIha