Evan

The negotiations 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 short.

[Evan @tumeystone]

Drive

[Evan @tumeystone]

We gotta stop saying who’s got the aux and start saying who’s got the tooth

[Evan @tumeystone]

How about that

[Evan @tumeystone]

Because it’s provocative

[Evan @tumeystone]

TIL Squanto was Catholic

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

a scene from the crumbling marriage of two auctioneers

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

“I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me.”

― Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Evan @tumeystone]

I liked twitter>x. Had character.

[Evan @tumeystone]

Stuck in a chair bellied up
Unable to shake the feeling
In denial holding to a cup
A slave to the nostalgia

Of what once was
Is no more
Time past as I catch a buzz
Filling full with nothing good

Tears build as they do
As a stream starts high
Crashes down the valley through

[Evan @tumeystone]

I love the discourse on this it reminds me of the blue/black v. white/gold dress arguments but it’s argued logics rather than perceived colors

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

[Good Ranchers @GoodRanchers]

Well-done is for good and faithful servants.

Not steak.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

There’s whole books on theology that don't get anywhere near these thoughts from Napoleon on Jesus

[Evan @tumeystone]

The pass..The catch..JJ to JJ

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

It'll be surreal Sunday for @cj_wentz as he runs out of the tunnel as the starter for the team he grew up cheering for.

[Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 @heckyessica]

zero chance to get through this without crying

[Evan @tumeystone]

Ricky Bobby just had himself a bad day

[Evan @tumeystone]

Could you imagine your credit score takes a hit because you forgot to pay back your cheeseburger

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.

[Evan @tumeystone]

@Super70sSports @bradyroy14

[Evan @tumeystone]

“The most entertaining outcome is the most likely”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Sam Bankman-Fried reportedly has been sent to solitary confinement for 'unauthorized' jailhouse interview with Tucker, per NYT

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

If I don’t break 80 this offseason… I gotta give up the game.