Rowdy Burns

whores girl

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Little did we know she was casting a spell on Perez

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Rate my WFH setup

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“I didn't vote for this!”
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else. Not you.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Gmail quando eu faço login em outro dispositivo

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

Can’t wait!

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

since my first bite of cookie dough i knew i liked it raw

[. @J0nesToChina]

Grok getting his 30th lobotomy after another incident

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Dude was straight living in a vape shop

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

It’s remarkable that you can say Jurassic Park has “no big themes” when Jeff Goldblum looks directly into the camera and says, “Worship of technology with no limits or ethical restraints will be the ruin of humanity.”

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Bitch you’ve only existed since 1948.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

oh shit.. they’re gonna Woke for Woke PETA 😭

[carlee @warmcanofbeans]

You used to call me on my Dale phone

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

I need you all to zoom in on these ai cheesesteaks with onion rings and fries 🤮

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yours truly @PleasantAndEvil]

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere