Maxine

❤️Mike Myers❤️

[Maxine @tumsforever]

The talent the laughs this man shaped my childhood. Ily, miss you

[Bradley @BradBradleyArt]

I like the idea of old knitting lesbians getting pissed off at all these dinky wrinkly unironed pride flags people hang up

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

i was just thinking that

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

The Minions:

[mrs noah dillon @shesmyboy]

It's happening

[Kuurna @Kuurna0]

I never considered we could get animals addicted to gambling this is HUGE

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they act like they have to buy mansions and chains, like it’s in their contract

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

*yo reciclando una botella para cuidar el planeta*

El hijo de perra de Infantino durante el mundial:

[charming funnyman jon butter @thejonbutter]

Was trying to figure out what this recurring charge was on my card until I realized it was just me buying popcorn & soda at the movies

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

Have they tried shooting the algae?

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Tallulah is a dog I’m crying. That receptionist is a grifter 😭😭

[artem @artemxcx]

i have a theory that armie hammer ate the real timothee for lunch in 2017 and the one we see now is a hetero chopped clone of him

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

Cleaning a polluted river? I don’t think so mate.

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

i think it’s weird that as a man you didn’t want to sit on the empty seat at the table full of men, but for some reason really wanted to sit next to the lone woman who probably has her luggage there to dissuade men from blocking her in unless there are no other seats left

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[r @ghafasbrekkers]

what does anne hathaway having a baby have to do with you be fucking serious

[Eric Ou @ericcouu]

Can’t believe they AI’d me to be hotter to repost it 💔💔