I FUCKING KNEW IT.
I saved a file on my computer called "do_not_delete". It was on April 28th, 2026. Polymarket was mocking people for discussing whether or not Polymarket was compromised (in fairness, it wasn't), however Polymarket mocked Threat Actors, indirectly boasting their cybersecurity capabilities.
I publicly stated it was a bad idea to taunt Threat Actors because taunting them is a recipe for disaster, additionally they're a large organization with a large target on their back.
IT FUCKING HAPPENED. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU.
Anyway, "told-you-so" aside, I am willing to gamble this is not the first time, or the last time, Polymarket or Polymarket users are targeted. This is only the beginning.
How do I start a Polymarket prediction thingy on Polymarket being compromised?
Dear Black People,
Let's not forget this precious moment in our history. August 5th 2023 is the day they FAFO✊🏾🔥
May this day always be a reminder that we will get it crackin✊🏾
The infamous Montgomery Brawl
All these fucking dorks at Anthropic do is yap about how insane their product is and how end-of-the-world it will be
Someone tell these jabronis to shut the fuck up, holy Christ they're so annoying
#PeckShieldAlert@THORChain has been exploited for ~$10M worth of crypto, including 36.75 $BTC ($3M) and ~$7M worth of assets from #BNBChain, #Ethereum, and #Base.
The stolen funds mainly sit in:
bc1ql4u94klk265lnfur2ujk9p6uh52f2a8jhf6f37
0xd477b69551f49C0519F9B18c55030676138890Bd
Next time you feel bad for missing something that mooned
Imagine being SBF:
- Put $500m into Anthropic, which would now be worth $70b.
- Held $60m in $SOL at $8 that would've been worth $2.1b at the top.
- Put $100m into Mysten Labs that would now be worth over $800m.
- Invested in Robinhood and held a 7.5% stake that would now be worth $10b.
Instead, everything got seized before they went up, and he missed out on $80b in profits 😭
Next, he posted a daily P&L claiming a $11k gain.
Couple issues here:
1 - That's the old UI, P&L graphs haven't looked like that in weeks.
2 - The graph trends down despite showing a profit.
Clear inspect-element job.
https://t.co/fdNCd1HtIE
Another Yearn V1 vault attack is underway! This time, the loss is $250k.
The root cause appears to be another configuration problem.
The iearn TUSD vault configures one of its strategies as the "Fulcrum sUSD vault" and calculates its share price using the sUSD balance deposited.
This allows donation attacks by transferring Fulcrum sUSD into the iearn TUSD vault to manipulate the iearn-TUSD share price.
There's also a "rebalance" function that withdraws everything. For the misconfigured sUSD vault, it redeems into sUSD, which isn't included in share price calculations, causing a price shock (decrease).
The attacker did the following:
- Flashloaned a large amount of TUSD and sUSD.
- Deposited sUSD to get Fulcrum sUSD tokens.
- Deposited TUSD into the Yearn TUSD vault.
- Transferred Fulcrum sUSD tokens to the Yearn TUSD vault (driving the share price up).
- withdraw all yearn TUSD vault; At this point, all underlying of TUSD vault is the Fulcrum SUSD token. - call rebalance to let Fulcrum withdraw everything. This makes the yearn TUSD share price to 0 (0 underlying = a lot of shares).
- transfer a bit TUSD to yearn TUSD to make share price extremely low (1000 underlying= a lot of shares).
- Note that hacker cannot profit merely from this price manipulation, until he sell the deposited yearn TUSD token (which he got almost for free) on multiple Curve pools to profit.
Interestingly, the hacker left 214k sUSD inside the Yearn TUSD vault (as intended), and now nobody can withdraw.
Additionally, the Compound strategy of the TUSD vault is wrongly configured to cUSDC instead of cTUSD.