Tøpher Parks

Husband. Irony lover. Jesus freak. @AndersonU grad. Educator. Hispanohablante. Boston sports fanatic. Writer @TUNEDUPmusic. He/him #YouAreOK

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

@JoeyRogersMBC You’re right, that’s actually worse. The one I mentioned is a close second though.

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

People who watch videos on their phones in public restrooms are the worst kind of people. No one in the stalls around you want to hear your entire TikTok algorithm dawg, I can promise you that. #smh

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

A decade ago (maybe more) A&W had a Root Beer Float bottled drink that was arguably the greatest soda of all-time. They finally brought it back, and while it doesn’t taste the same - maybe it’s just not exactly what I remember - I’m still a huge fan. 10/10 would recommend!

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

The Bills are an inept, cursed franchise. If they can’t win a championship with Josh Allen in a year without facing Mahomes or Burrow in the playoffs, they’re never going to win one. What a joke of a football team. 🤣

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

You know… because of the implications..

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

AI deepfake technology compiles every serial killer into one man

[NFL Hater Watch @NFLhaterwatch]

Shawn Hochuli’s crew so far:

• 3 Crucial Penalties against the Commanders 🔥🔥
• Missed hold on Eagles’ 4th down conversion 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯
• Tacky late hit call on Barkley 🤩🤩
• No penalty for AJ Brown ripping off Lattimore’s helmet 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

JUST GIVE THEM EAGLES JERSEYS🥶🔥😵

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Penalties during Chiefs’ eight-game win streak in playoffs, via @PaulHembo:

Roughing the passer:
Chiefs (0)
Opponents (6)

Unnecessary roughness:
Chiefs (1)
Opponents (4)

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

“encroachment, 5-yard penalty”

(ignore the eye gouge)

[Kurt Warner @kurt13warner]

I didn’t like the Personal Foul call on the sideline… it’s a fast game, bang-bang play, no ill-intentions, let them play and don’t turn the game on that kind of a call!!!

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Brown rips off Lattimore’s helmet and Lattimore gets flagged.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

CLEAR HOLD

NO FLAG

MASSIVE IMPACT ON THE GAME

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

It is so obvious who the refs want to win this game. So many questionable calls or no calls going the Eagles’ way. I guess it will be a Philly - KC rematch in the Super Bowl, just as we all suspected. 🙄

[Joel Klatt @joelklatt]

Some incredibly disappointing takes out there!
@IndianaFootball certainly didn't play their best while
@NDFootball was terrific However, IU played better than

- @AlabamaFTBL getting their doors blown off by 6-6 OU
- @OleMissFB giving Kentucky their only P4 win

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

I’ve been driving past the #thunderdome every weekday for the last 3 months and only just now realized it today when I saw that Dodge Ram parked out in front… 😱 #PMSLive @PatMcAfeeShow

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

Man! Between Alabama, Missouri, Michigan, USC, and now Tennessee, today is the week of the ranked teams going DOWN. That list of unbeatens keeps getting shorter and shorter. College football is absolutely ELECTRIC right now (really all the time though, let’s be honest)! #cfb

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

College Football is MUST SEE TV.

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

@PatMcAfeeShow @REALPACMAN24 @juliawaltonn you’re going to be a great mom! Why? Because you already are! $TUTopher

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

ATTA BABY @REALPACMAN24 ⛳️

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[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

It’s happening y’all… 😱 https://t.co/ZfnFpiBqfC

[Tøpher Parks @tuneduptopher]

Not me losing my mind because the new @idlesband album came out today and I've already listened to it 4 times since this morning. And counting... #TANGK