Brian Turner

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@1JaySC more hearts than one could possibly count.

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@eugenewright905 @ACitizensGuide @billmaher I love Eugene!!

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@RossKneeDeep Lindsay Graham. We got screwed.

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@totallyfinemike @TheOnion love it

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@SeabassSay @TheOnion They only hire extremely hilarious next-generation writers. Truth Social? What's that??

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@Dadto7Tech @TheOnion Perhaps you found them funnier before you joined the Trump cult?

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@Beebaaboowee @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee What the hell is Babylon Bee??

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@CNerd1990 @TheOnion I don't know but don't you love it?

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@LamboyJon @TheOnion Proud to be blocked by you, Jon Jon.

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@aaronpalmer @LiberalHivemind @TheOnion Still hilarious.

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@limitedaccess01 @TheOnion And yet The Onion is thriving!!! We love it!

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@AhmetFSaz @TheOnion It would never have happened because there is no legitimate humor gene running through the GOP.

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@RealFrankyDog @TheOnion All Hail The ONION!!!!

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@JosephKahn we ALL hate their customer

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

Did DeSantis ban "Love Is Blind," too?
#NowNetflix

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

And ya'll KNOW Irina is laughing her ASS off at all of our pain.
#NotNetflix

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

Love may be blind but at least it LOADS!!!
#MyNetflix

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@ItWasACoup "I'll take The Trump Regular, please. With a little extra dye on the bald spot..."

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@joncoopertweets Closeted

[Brian Turner @turnerintext]

@Logically_JC And a closeted gay man.