Turnip Greene

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

I never thought porn addiction was real but putting in 13 hour shifts at the cranking it factory probably qualifies

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@AIicro They don’t have a uterus, what is cramping???

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

my stud sister broke up w her gf n i’m like oh no are u okay…. she tb “i’m a 5’10 dreadhead” like ok fck i thought

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

Israel is going to assassinate him after we sign with Iran lol it’s not medical

[starheal @starheal]

My mom is in the medical field and she’s explaining to me how Trump is about to be dead af soon

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

This this this this

[rebs ☾ ★ @rebsdnd]

I’m repulsed by the idea of men taking their daughters into the men’s bathroom. Please just shout at the door of the women’s that you’re coming in, don’t take a little girl in there

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

this is a personal failing I guess but I have extremely limited patience for people whose “birth plan” is anything other than “get the baby safely out of me please”

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@notrealneway Do what??? A 9 year old can’t wash their own clothes??? A 9 year old can’t pack their own lunch?? Are you actually insane?

[S @even_steven8tht]

This man managed to restrain himself from shooting a charging pit bull and yet somehow a trained cop dropped multiple rounds into a labradoodle. The police are so pathetic.

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@BohaffeStudios @myloversprayer Love r/leaves , it’s nice to find other people who have good advice and are going through it as well. Helped me quit before I got pregnant!

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@TSugarBee @stellaoki Girl no lol

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@Lemonanda24 @verderebb Right?? My husband goes into all of these with me, we go together?? I don’t get it.

[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

This is hilarious 🤣💀

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@Nunya4506481 @reddit_lies Dog hunters for one, pit bulls make great catch dogs. They range out pretty far on hog drives so freeze branding is a great way to get your dog back. There’s plenty of us white people using them so what are you trying to say here?

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@legit_scumbag You have iron bacteria build up from pipes, get a filter for drinking water, you can bathe in it safely. It’ll show up more in hot water. If you want to see if it’s a constant or just a time not used thing, run the hot water for a while then fill up a clear glass and let it sit.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

According to Feng Shui, the mess in your home isn't random.

It's a reflection of where energy may be stuck in your life.

Bedroom clutter =

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

What. The. Fuck. This is beyond insane and disgusting to insinuate that fathers are taking advantage of their own children because they’re *checks notes* bathing their kids??? Yall have lost the plot.

[paperbat 📄🦇 @slitherwinglove]

@zoomerbread @alcoh0l0caust yea you're a creep if you think you need to be bathing your ten year olds or seeing them naked in general as a father

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

Hahahahah cats