Turnip Greene

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

this is a personal failing I guess but I have extremely limited patience for people whose “birth plan” is anything other than “get the baby safely out of me please”

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@notrealneway Do what??? A 9 year old can’t wash their own clothes??? A 9 year old can’t pack their own lunch?? Are you actually insane?

[S @even_steven8tht]

This man managed to restrain himself from shooting a charging pit bull and yet somehow a trained cop dropped multiple rounds into a labradoodle. The police are so pathetic.

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@BohaffeStudios @myloversprayer Love r/leaves , it’s nice to find other people who have good advice and are going through it as well. Helped me quit before I got pregnant!

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@TSugarBee @stellaoki Girl no lol

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@Lemonanda24 @verderebb Right?? My husband goes into all of these with me, we go together?? I don’t get it.

[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

This is hilarious 🤣💀

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@Nunya4506481 @reddit_lies Dog hunters for one, pit bulls make great catch dogs. They range out pretty far on hog drives so freeze branding is a great way to get your dog back. There’s plenty of us white people using them so what are you trying to say here?

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@legit_scumbag You have iron bacteria build up from pipes, get a filter for drinking water, you can bathe in it safely. It’ll show up more in hot water. If you want to see if it’s a constant or just a time not used thing, run the hot water for a while then fill up a clear glass and let it sit.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

According to Feng Shui, the mess in your home isn't random.

It's a reflection of where energy may be stuck in your life.

Bedroom clutter =

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

What. The. Fuck. This is beyond insane and disgusting to insinuate that fathers are taking advantage of their own children because they’re *checks notes* bathing their kids??? Yall have lost the plot.

[paperbat 📄🦇 @slitherwinglove]

@zoomerbread @alcoh0l0caust yea you're a creep if you think you need to be bathing your ten year olds or seeing them naked in general as a father

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

Hahahahah cats

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@CityCinderxlla @Merici502525 @Am_hailey Not really, the swaths of teachers coming to social media to point out how ill behaved children are currently kind of says otherwise. Schools are not teaching manners. Not every child who is badly raised is autistic or disabled.

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@fabledintime @iDevourFlower @Medoraforest @it_is_within_u @cvntlio You have not seen anyone hump and tongue fuck on the VS store floor. My husband picking colors of things I wear and paying for things I wear is not a kink, you fucking weirdo.

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@Merici502525 @CityCinderxlla @Am_hailey I looked into it further, it’s an AITA post from 2 days ago, on the original post OP has made it very clear the sister raises the child like this and has made the behavior acceptable. This is not autism, it’s a spoiled child.

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@Merici502525 @CityCinderxlla @Am_hailey I’m pretty sure OP, who is a family member, complaining about the child’s behavior would’ve mentioned that. Blaming bad behavior on autism is a net negative for autistic children.

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@fabledintime @iDevourFlower @Medoraforest @it_is_within_u @cvntlio Oh please, no one is humping and tongue fucking in VS. yall are so dramatic and are forever taking this shit to the extreme that no one would be okay with. My husband is going bc I like his opinion and he pays for it. Idc what you weird men hating prudes think or feel anymore.

[Turnip Greene @TurnipGreenee]

@CityCinderxlla @Am_hailey No let’s not do this, the child isn’t autistic, he’s coddled.