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Official Cincinnati Zoo Hippos Stan Account (she/her)

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@JordanAffeldt SHE’S INCREDIBLE!

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@avery___black YEEE HAW

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@JordanAffeldt WELCOME! I LOVE HER WE CAN BE OBSESSED TOGETHER ❤️

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@avery___black It was worth it

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@avery___black @daniboi_22 YESSSSS

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@JordanAffeldt Jonas brother hair!

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@Too_Many_Nicks @avery___black Avery is this guy

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@nolovedeepweeb I’ve always loved her but folklore is what finally converted me to a true swiftie. The lyricism is beyond

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@JordanAffeldt Huge W!

[First Day of School Comedy @FDoScomedy]

Incoming.

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June 10th
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Happy birthday @OldManKable, you don’t look a day over 30

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@Too_Many_Nicks @JordanAffeldt … should we form a band?

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@JordanAffeldt @Too_Many_Nicks I only very recently found out my big 3!

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@Too_Many_Nicks @JordanAffeldt CAPRICORN RISING SQUAD

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@willie_a_h Everyone is GLOWING!

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name a more iconic duo than @willie_a_h and @BettyWho, i’ll wait.

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@duccibag HELLLL YEAH YOU DID THAT SHIT! Congrats!

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@JordanAffeldt okay GREAT because i’ve never smelled your farts