Oluwatobi

Risk management||Tired

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Actually met someone that looks like the image of batilda bagshot before she turned to a snake in Godrics hollow

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Loooooool I have a similar story living in a 4bed rent share, my flat mate will finish the water inside drum bathing , , I will call Mai ruwa to fill it up , before two hours it’s empty again, nobody taught me to buy pure water bags and lock inside the room

[tanidem🧕🏿💙 @m_e_d_i_n_a_t_]

We listen we don't judge 😂

So four of my neighbors are boys, and somehow they’re always with their “future wives.”
Anytime we pump water, it mysteriously finishes like it had a flight to catch.

Because they’ll bathe, cook, re-bathe, cook again, and be doing activities they were clearly advised not to do before marriage 🙂

So I’ve now devised a strategic method of water sustainability.
After pumping, I wait like 20 minutes, give everyone time to fill their drums, buckets, destiny, everything. 😂

Then I quietly go to the main source and turn it off.
From there, I move like a government official on inspection:
back of their rooms ✔️
front of their kitchens ✔️
water supply? disconnected with immediate effect.

So whenever I want to turn the main water on, it will flow peacefully to my side,not to rooms hosting activities that require excessive bathing and suspicious cooking 😂😂

Me that I didn’t put man in my house, do I not have sense abi? 😂
Nobody has caught me though…
but if this goes viral, there will be a “caught"😂😂

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@SandraGee_ Send me ten pounds Abeg make I use am guide

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Looooool only podcast historians will get this

[Jola @Jollz]

This could have been me mehn.

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@Chief_Babyboy Congratulations
Take walks
Smell the roses
You already spend time with family so
Start business , I’m sure you can rival your former Oga

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Please who has a shrewsbury instructor

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@Folakemidavies Fact that you know the signs
You’re halfway through escaping
Time to suit up with medication

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@TheNeversonn Aww congratulations
Hope this award comes with pound sterling
Congrats again

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Can’t you build your own school must you always change name

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Governor Dapo Abiodun announces the change of name in honor of the Late Awujale Of Ijebu Ode from Tai Solarin College Of Education oo The Oba Sikiru Adetona College Of Science And Technology.

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Make we know the front runners for awujale stool

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

lol got eo and ao offers and I can’t even be arsed to accept it, na to focus on sw wey go help with sponsorship

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@IbrahimAjibol19 Not yet

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Please who has done Bcs data protection foundation course
I need guidance

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@lowarre_akins Thanks g, it worked

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Has someone tried the right to work share code on uk gov website in the last week…. It hasn’t been Working .. any options

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Na every morning I Dey pray make Scotland get independence

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@SandraGee_

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I have so many British friends and they’re so loveable, but one thing I’ve observed over the years is that they’re not aware of so many things.

Firstly, they’re not aware that an immigrant pays up to £5,000 for visa and IHS fees, and if it’s a family of 4, that’s an estimated £20,000, I told my white friend the other day and she couldn’t believe it. The media won’t tell you this, I promise you.

She’s above 30 and she’s unaware of this, and she’s a good representation of what the british public looks like.

I told her £800+ goes out of my account for tax, N.I and pension but many British people think immigrants are parasites.

I also told my friend I am not entitled to a single benefit. Zero benefit. I mean, I couldn’t work for 10 months to a year, called my council to inform them of this, asked them if they could pause the council tax or give some discount as I wasn’t working, guess what? They even sent me court letter lol.

I was told I’m not entitled to council benefits. This is me who couldn’t work due to some delays not caused by me. Priori to this time, I’ve never missed a payment even when I’m not working.

My friend was in awe because she lives in a council house, enjoys so many benefits, but yeah, immigrants are the problems.

To respond to this ignorant person, In Nigeria, English is the first language just in case you don’t know. In fact, if you meet 10 Nigerians in a day, I bet you, half of them have a masters degree and maybe 8 with a bachelors degree, this is to tell you how educated we are. Fun Fact: If we both take an English test now, there’s an 85% chance I’ll score higher than you.

The media and tv stations don’t tell you loads of things and what these immigrants contribute to the society. I was at a football game the other day and 80% of stewards/security were non-English. You’d hardly see immigrants who don’t work, in the cold, in the rain, in the snow, they’re working , and consequently, tax being deducted from their wages which goes into the system, and they get ZERO benefits.

They’re not the problem ffs.

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

People that take magnesium, does it work as a sleeping pill or just over time your sleep gets better

[SB @seyedele]

I stopped using magnesium tabs to fix my sleep cos I was having vivid dreams and nightmares whenever I used it.

Only for me to read recently that the tabs cause you to fall into a deeper state of sleep where dreams are more common and happen for longer BUT it’s your mental state that determines what kind of dream you have.

All of us are losing it 😭

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@Fattsoul Looooool until I get to Naija
If you do am here , waste of money

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

Just wasted money on pedicure
Can’t see the difference in before and after
Attendant said I have to come two more times to see difference

[Oluwatobi @tushtee]

@Aderonk_e I need to send you before and after pictures to understand
Them no scrub am at All