I once had a European VC fund approach us to invest.
Debated every point of the contract.
3 months of negotiations
They sent the Docusign
We signed
They dragged 3 months
Then cancelled
Said “we’re not investing in Asia.
Partner doing the deal quit and invested personally
I was once pitching in a board room at a top 3 VC firm for a $15M Series A.
12 people in the meeting. One of the GPs fully fell asleep. Out cold for 30+ minutes. Nobody acknowledged it. Everyone just kept going.
I kept presenting my Series A slides to an unconscious man in a Herman Miller chair and somehow that was considered normal. That's venture capital.
You might fly across the country to perform for people who may or may not be conscious.
It's a dance.
And sometimes you lead and sometimes you follow and sometimes your partner is unconscious.
If you're raising right now, just know: every founder has a story like this. The process is weird. The power dynamic is weird. You're not crazy for thinking it's weird.
No one talks about it because they want to continue raising. But I'm happy to stick my neck out there.
It is weird.
People paid 160x for $DUOL at the end of 2024. Now people won't touch it at 13x.
Same owl. Same flywheel. Same Founder. +27% rev, 73% GM.
Sometimes Mr. Market is overly generous.
@wadafazt@fivepointscap This is the main street view that makes it such a strong buy:
- Technical Founder led who's an education missionary
- Habit driven growth - users & data moat
- Global brand recognition
-> Q1'26: rev +27%, 56.5M DAU +21%, 73% gross margin.
$5b market cap???
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