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focused on the haters, lunatics, and punk trash

[Ryan McCaffrey @DMC_Ryan]

New gif for ultimate sadness just dropped.

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

this being the plot of Dune

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

monday comin'

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[signüll @signulll]

i love nature docs & i recently came across one that hit me super hard. turns out the labords chameleon’s life cycle is extremely short. they live only 4-5 months & immediately die after laying & burying their eggs (which is their only purpose)z

in the final moments their nervous system begins to fail as their brain loses control of skin cells, so random nerve firings cause the skin to randomly change colors which causes a ridiculous art as they slowly die. it’s like sort of a visualization of the brain’s final flickerings.

pristine example of nature’s beauty, tragedy, & brutality at the same time.

[emily @north0fnorth]

even if it’s not 6 minutes, totality in arches national park is gonna be so incredible i have to go

[Jamie Russo @jamierusso]

Backyard goals

[anders. @AndersMKE]

ordered a rolling rock at the bar by saying "pass me the rock" and the bartender said, verbatim, "shut the fuck up"

[nick kokonas @nickkokonas]

This... all day this.

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

1) Get 401k match
2) Max out Roth IRA (backdoor if you earn too much)
3) All remaining savings to taxable brokerage

This is going to become the most popular "investing order of operations" moving forward, especially with people needing more liquidity/stock gains to buy a home.

[Lincoln @WaitWhat]

I'm sorry, but this is the most inept person I've seen.

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Don Nelson was a legend. Never forget him cooking Karl Malone

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Nellie… You didn't just draft me. You believed in me. You saw things in my game before I ever realized I could do them. I've said it a million times and I will always say it: I don't think my career could have turned out how it did without you being my first coach and giving me the freedom to play my game. I can only say THANK YOU. For everything.

RIP legend.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Top 10 lock ins.

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

i implore you to unmute this.

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Joe is Hungry on Youtube @JoeisHungryBite]

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