stephen

if it’s friday and the sun is out just know i’m shaking my ass

[Mike @hammerito]

POV you’re playing the Phillies

[Erin @erin_mmg]

Imagine going through all this just for your kid to end up a Mets fan.

[𝐣𝐫𝐠 🌼⚾️ @jessakah_]

RING THE BELL, BABY

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

WE GOT 8 MORE TOPPER

[the office clips @theofficereacs]

Thanks Pfizer

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Padres season is over, roll credits

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Not crying
Not crying
Not crying

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Braves season is over, roll credits

[Jessy Morner-Ritt @JessyMornerRitt]

Me & my boyfriend deciding whether to take my volkswagon jetta that my grandpa once shit himself in or his Nissan Cube that shakes over 40 mph

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

friday the 13th doesn't scare me anymore, everyday is awful

[the grim queefer @evildildos]

ur disturbing my rotting in bed time

[milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink]

dogs be walkin under ur feet Iike they’re tryin to collect workers comp

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

Ugh punxsutawney phil couldn’t solve the Wordle so we’re gonna have another year of Covid :(

[Gamecockology @Gamecockology]

Never, not for one second, have I ever wanted to be a Clemson Tiger.

[K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) @frodeci]

Ppl who reposted “i do not give facebook permission to take my account” in 2015 talking bout they doing research on the vaccine

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

At my funeral i want a big kahoot game about my life and whoever wins gets my will

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

“I only lost my sense of smell.” that’s your nervous system right there, my guy. thats your brain.