Tired

|| Distraction || Detroit lover || Unicorn enthusiast ||
I talk about alternate universes a lot. ♏♌♉

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If you're gonna be a dick, be a good dick

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@NickJFuentes Yes. I can't wait for everyone to find out he's a groyper

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@NickJFuentes You posted this 24 hours before he was shot: https://t.co/syEhTiVeVQ

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The Far Left is terrified of the Far Right because they know that if given the opportunity, the masses would prefer their “working class economic populism” without black superpredators, third world immigrants, transgenders, and Jewish Power.

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@SenatorSlotkin As one of your constituents, this is NOT why I voted for you. Get off the "China bad" train or you'll be looking at a single term.

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My Shaylaaaaa #TikTok #tiktokban

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Whoever decided to start construction under Cobo 3 days before the auto show is an absolute genius #Detroit

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@catsfortrump24 @GrageDustin Figure out how to overturn the first amendment

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@wildcats399 @SubZeroQuasar @wards_66 @omfgcows Delivering and counting are not the same thing

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@wildcats399 @SubZeroQuasar @wards_66 @omfgcows Fortunately, that crew has nothing to do with the postal service

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@GearrreaG @SubZeroQuasar @wards_66 @omfgcows It's a difference of about 4 dollars an hour. And the cost to consumer is significant higher than the USPS

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@dogbadger @wards_66 @omfgcows The USPS doesn't lose money, it costs money.

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Oh good, we're paying companies to destroy our environment in order to claim higher losses to pay less taxes 🙃 #BuyNow

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I didn't think I'd ever be happy the Eras tour was over, but seeing @taylorswift13 visiting the kids in the hospital today was absolutely worth the end of this era 🫶😭

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The government is soooo worried about our security they're telling us to stop texting each other, but why isn't two factor authentication the law?

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Why do white boys have to ruin literally everything?

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I always know when the #Lions win because my neighbor sets off a simgle firework with every win

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25 motherfucking years of being the go-between who has to be responsible for everyone 🤬

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Bullying my iphone friends into upgrading to iOS 18.1 so their texts are better >>>>

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Me: "make sure your self review is detailed and specific, your raise and bonus will be affected by whatever I write for you"
Them: "I did great. I'm good at my job."

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I love how you can tell that Allstate ad was written by a man because who else would show up to a tailgate with a raw duck talking about smoking it like that doesn't take 4-6 hours

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Prepear the pears