Tucker Wendroth

2003 little mister Dairy Queen

[Chief E @ForeignMagnet]

she said she belong to the streets, i said baby i am the streets

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

[shortdads @danpettit2]

When you're watching Shrek 2 in class and the teacher asks why you're jacking off

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Change your life bread

[College Is My Life @TheColIegeLife]

hope my future spouse out there is studying hard for finals cause i am too and we're gonna be a dual income fam didnt see that coming did u

[Tucker Wendroth @twendroth4]

*playing Scattegories
"Name something that girls keep hidden. Starts with a G"
Dad, "G-SPOT!" 😂😂

[Norm Kelly @norm]

The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters & apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this.

Inner me: You're too lit to politic.