Haley Boswell

Theatre Artist/Sass Queen

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

For those watching the newest @QueerEye in Austin, it’s not that country guys. 😂

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@evanbrookes91 They are saying we can’t walk our dogs or take them out to use the restroom past 10.

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@RacismDog @evanbrookes91

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@hankgreen Nope

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

First vacation since pre-Covid. NYC, I missed you!

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@evanbrookes91 Or mouthwash

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@jason_mraz May no longer be waiting for his rocket to come. #ChineseRocketFalling

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@TrendyNeonSky I can’t sent the coroner but I can send a cornea

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

I think the vaccine made me gay.

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@TrendyNeonSky Come hang out

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@oatly Well you also sold out to Starbucks so

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

“I’m like Zooey Deschanel but mentally ill” @marciethebird

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@TrendyNeonSky @veganmal @DiscipleOfAries Handsome BOY ❤️

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

@briandarcyjames I still think of the time you made eye contact with me after Something Rotten. Anyway, wanna do a production of Fun Home with me? I’ll be the middle daughter!

[Katie Marovitch @KatieMarovitch]

I, too, like to take a sexy selfie while I’m crying.

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

Mom: What are you up to?
Me: Being gay, researching my crush’s star sign.
Mom: What’s gay other than your crush?
Me: ASTROLOGY

[Haley Boswell @Twiddledoodle]

Where’s @natashabdnfield ? we need to feel the rain on our skins.

[Marie's Crisis @mariescrisis]

Do you hear the people sing?