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[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

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[twiggie @twiggie90]

Time to buy stocks in toilet paper, Purell and Lysol wipes

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Hey @KITKAT , went for a break, but there’s no kit in the kat.... or maybe it’s no kat in the kit... either way I’m sad

[twiggie @twiggie90]

I didn’t get a chance to pick a mo for #Movember today, so here’s a cupcake 🧁 mo instead! .
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#mosista #menshealth #awareness #moustaches #cupcakes
https://t.co/uYsynWcw5V

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Today’s #Movember mo is called the Wise Guy. Help a #mosista raise some dough to save a bro! https://t.co/uYsynWcw5V

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Happy #movember! Doing my part to raise awareness for men’s health issues. Help a #mosista out!
https://t.co/uYsynWcw5V

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Hundred percent #honeyp

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Ok @TimHortons you had one job, coffee with lids that don’t leak... now I’m half a coffee and a pair of flats down because the new lids leaked all over me and my friends car... your move

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Went to give Robin a kiss, he was startled....... I don’t know why #marriedlife

[twiggie @twiggie90]

“It was a really quick hand job, but really hard on the back. But now it’s super smooth”😳🤔
I was talking about sanding the deck...@sazza881

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Watching the #raptors game at #Peterborough #jurassicpark

[twiggie @twiggie90]

If I had a wiener dog, I’d let everyone touch it

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Forgiveness is a lot easier to live with than anger and resentment
#behappy

[twiggie @twiggie90]

I stick out my tits when I belch, so people know I’m a lady
#classy #lady

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Holy End Game Batman!!!

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Do female seahorses have periods? #drunkthoughts

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Going into my last day of work like..

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

The real question is...red or white? 🍷 #GreysAnatomy

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Omg there’s a baby weasel living in my backyard and it’s overwhelmingly cute!!!

[twiggie @twiggie90]

Why can I not just have an infinite supply of cookies