Oliver Twist

Livin' all 9 lives in the 305-Miami! Pet and people influencer, secret Ipad user, #WLF member, and simply an übercool cat.

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

@Eddie_Balfe_ Hello sweetie darling! You're a purrrty kitty.

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

Vet said: lose weight. I said: why should i listen to a guy who can't even lick his own butt yet?

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

Think i'll be needin' bacon for breakfast. Note to self: notify human at 3:30 am with song of my people serenade.

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

I'm black, white, and hairy- and everybody loves me. People deserve the same chance. Purrs for #Charleston

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

@tabbyjamesco Hello humans with green thumbs. I would like to hear more about just how primo this nip you mentioned is going to be.

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Ahhhh, I love Miami. Its one of the few places a cat can enjoy a poop al fresco in January!

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La liberté pleure, mais elle reste invaincu. Liberty mourns, but she remains undefeated. #CharlieHebdo #vivelaliberte

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

Santa brought us an epic nip trip!....Oh look, a BOX with PACKING PEANUTS! Joy JOY!!!

[NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta]

Watch a holiday video message from the Continental #NORAD Region! http://t.co/2Wfd0VRaeB

[NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta]

#Santa’s in Irmo, South Carolina, USA! Quick, kids! Get to bed! #NORAD

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

@AlfordCat sorry mate, i was drinkin' out of the pool. #Miiiiiyyyowowowow

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@FancyFeast @yappycats You have my attention. Are you talkin' broth as in GRAVY-like?!

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@AlfordCat Ahhhh, there is nothing so sweet as the song of our people...especially at 4am!

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@bkacat mmmm, SPAM. Smells like feet.

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@bkacat LOL, really can't unsee that. If you'll excuse me now, i have to go poke out my mind's eye.

[NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta]

The British Royal Air Force says they just saw #Santa over England! #NORAD

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

@Catteam65 Pawsome! We are in MIA-FLL too!

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Merry #Catmaseve from Miami @blackcatrescue ! Our #wlf pride made a donation. We think black goes with everything - especially a Tux!

[Oliver Twist @twist06]

As night falls in Miami, the 5 girls and I wish for Santa to bring you all lots of treats, gravy, toys and staff to give you butt scratches.