The Middle Philange

I came, I saw, and I blither

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

DMV gang — the mask suggestion is important! You are breathing microscopic aerosols into your lungs. Our air quality is worse than most of China’s.

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@RepThomasMassie

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@MatthewCappucci Stock Market!

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@HOUSEPORN___ 2

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@_dxllz7 Small talk

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@Kristinartz Still do. Comes out smoother. My iron had the mist setting always on.

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@RespectfulMemes 😂

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Why doesn’t 50 Cent just go on tour with Nickelback and call the tour “45 Cents” my god do I have to think of everything?

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@CooperLawrence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ChefReactions Happy Birthday, Chef

Wishing you all the happy and goodness, double-fold, that you bring us 🍰🥮

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@dadmann_walking Simple glazed, please and thank you. Hope you feel better.

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@ChefReactions Mellifluous upgrade

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@MatthewCappucci Ewww.

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@RespectfulMemes Noooooooooooo…….. 😭

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@MatthewCappucci @Annuh_wx 😂

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@MatthewCappucci Thank You. I’d rather be safe than sorry as a Mama and please tell yours, she raised a good one :)

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@RealRodLacroix 🤣

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@dadmann_walking

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@WCKitchen 💔❤️💕🙏🙏🙏

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@AlexAndBooks_ ‘Twist’ by Colum McCann