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row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream!

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Hey @Costco, I'm a big fan.
However, your loss leader roasted chicken has become a complete loss in our household. The bag is so messy no one wants to go in there.
#anotheronebitesthedust

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60% of the time it works 10% of the time. "The rally hat"
💙 Blue jays!!

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@pitdesi I already had the conversation with my credit card company @chasesaphirereserve it's not a perk if you can't get in.

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How many of your subscription "billing problem" emails turn into... "cancel my subscription please"
I'm thinking 80% 🤣

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https://t.co/Y171R0WbyV
Maybe, just maybe, you should have listened to me about discontinuing the chocolate grahams? #deafears

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@JacquesPierreJP Perhaps it's slightly easier to forget when people don't die?

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Hey @modelbakery and @WholeFoods I know as much about supermarket economics as the next guy, except when the next guy is not buying these muffins at $12 for 4.
#hereswhatsnotselling

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What's happening? @netflix @amazonprime one of you offers me savings for ads (thx but no thx, but quite thoughtful) the other just fking gives me ads....WTF?
SUBSCRIPTIONS SHOULDN'T HAVE ADS. Are you listening @SIRIUSXM ? You started it.

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I love hockey as much as the next guy, except when the next guy is @WayneGretzky, but 20 mins for every intermission seems nuts no?
Particularly when it goes to extra time!!! WTF?

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@Swannyg66 I've been watching the masters on my phone for 15 years, it's truly the best app in sports and somehow never crashes ever.

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Dear @BundabergDrinks, we have just inadvertently consumed one of your ginger beers with a best before date of 17th April 09. We are happy to report it was fresh and delicious should we be concerned?

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@panzer @samanthamcgarry Best line delivery of all time

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@SoVeryBritish This could be the end of the line for this thrill.

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@wholefoods @amazon palm reader read my palm today and correctly predicted that I am indeed paying way too much for my groceries!

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@elonmusk your path up to the point where you bought into this comparative rubbish was immensely inspiring. Everyone looks up to the stars at night and wonders what lies beyond, and you are making steps to take us there. How fucking unbelievably artistic and bonding for us all.

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It's just occurred to me that if you ever stopped to ask directions from a @themandalorian, it could get pretty confusing.

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@alex And watch formula 1

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@Codie_Sanchez Work to live or live to work?

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@willahmed @bryan_johnson @WHOOP I have a clock for that.

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@charstarlene As an intuitive, surely you must have known what you were getting into?