IvanTheDon

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

What have I gotten myself into? Gosh🫩

[Juss.mercy❤️‍🩹 @nwidele]

"Break the rules, your parents will heal"

Na so my parents take arrest my brother😂

[‏ً @gr8mxn]

aburi is losing its greenery

[Sam Altman @sama]

homeboy you're the one sellling public market investors on short-term space datacenters

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

They both seem so happy and so proud

[shafman 🇵🇸🇸🇩 @yaron__zango]

the way all of this gives “saturday morning boarding house cleaning” is too funny

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Seth Doe Esq @seth_doe22]

They’ve not caught a single person in this country for flexing money. It’s not a crime. FBI won’t incur cost of $20,000 and more to send their officials here for some days and pay to extradite you because you flexed money.
“You can steal but don’t flex” isn’t good advice.
Also this country has a relatively small economy.
If $3 million dollars hits your account and you have to spend it, it’s usually houses, land, renting apartments, and buying cars or businesses. Even if you don’t flex the money on social media, the transactions will expose you. Investigations are done through observing financial trails, not social media.

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

One day we flirting next day we the mbappe special

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Boss caught me leaving the office at 4:58pm

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

What England's backline will see if they misplace a pass

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

Teacher asked me to name cities in Spain so I started listing all La Liga clubs 🤯

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i knew i was cooked when i started getting scared instead of excited whenever i liked someone.

[🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓 @loveiceprincesz]

Isn't this just a Nigerian classroom

[C @styIysh]

We don’t have to pretend unkept hair looks good just bc it’s black hair