Matt Gourley

Professional computer geek. Single. A magical combination!

[Matt Gourley @twonk]

I don't support breast cancer awareness. I support a cure for breast cancer; I think we're all pretty much aware of it.

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Grad school is kicking my ass, in a good way. Just survived midterms. Tomorrow to Herwig's for their 10th anniv. shindig.

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@AshleighGloyne_ @BenJamesBarker @rickygervais Sorry. They've called me Twonk since '85, long before I knew its meaning.

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NCAA vacates 114 Penn State wins today, yet O.J. Simpson is still the 1968 Heisman Trophy Winner.

[Matt Gourley @twonk]

@JamieOber Was that preceded by "Your Majesty looks like the piss-boy!"?

[Michael Robinson @RealMikeRob]

Dear @SportsCenter please refer to Sandusky's case as "Sandusky" on TV. Stop referring to it as "PENN ST." It would be greatly appreciated!

[Matt Gourley @twonk]

Fought the good fight this morning and won: convinced our AA to stop using Comic Sans in emails.

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What a week.

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@bpanulla @robin2go I DO NOT HAVE LEPROSY!

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@bpanulla @Robin2go Should people with leprosy and a past history of psychosis be allowed to teach our children?

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@knucklehead Something needs to fill the void left by Monday Night Football every January.

[Matt Gourley @twonk]

Previous tweet is from 2 years ago and is still applicable.

[Reginald Golding @reginaldgolding]

Monday needs some sort of warcry like INTO BATTLLLLE or FREEDOMMM, but all I can manage is a clumsy pointing gesture and mumbling 'coffee'

[Matt Gourley @twonk]

Happy New Year to all. I'm rooting for 2012 to be more good-weird and less bad-weird for everyone.

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@PinkPeonies Trite, but: follow your bliss. Go to the antique store. :)

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Sore. Tired. 95% of my stuff is at the new place.

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Wow. Positive customer service from Allegheny Power. Transfer to house was easy; fixing my screwup on the dates was just as easy.

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Fridge, stove, washer and dryer delivered. 2 out of 4 operable (no gas for stove, no power for dryer). DirecTV installing now.

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Closing. Holy crap.

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The next 13 days are going to be tiring, in a good way.