give me grits

I still love grits.

[give me grits @txlsugirl]

Saban trying to figure where they done messed up tonight #NationalChampionship #Bama #LowTide #2indapooper

[give me grits @txlsugirl]

@PerfectBar is giving one lucky winner a 3-Month Supply of Perfect Snacks AND a KitchenAid® Artisan Stand Mixer! #giveaway #perfectbar https://t.co/ILpwT3tH6x

[That one chick from the internet @PrisonCookies]

Is there a universal sign to opt out of conversation when people run into you and feel inclined to say hi and chit chat?

[give me grits @txlsugirl]

@StephiHill

[WFAA @wfaa]

#FacebookDown

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Felt cute, might delete later.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Hey @Dodgers, the support group for back-to-back #WorldSeries losers meets on Tuesdays.

[William Clark Green @WilliamCGreen]

Back and forth with @KoeWetzel

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

A corn maze with an open bar at the end. Do I have to come up with everything?

[𝔹𝕖𝕨𝕓𝕫𝕪 💙 @aprilinkc]

Pro tip:

Press n Seal wrap over your sink full of dirty dishes to keep the fruit flies at bay.

[The Checkdown @thecheckdown]

AND THERE IT IS! A 62-yard touchdown pass for the history books! https://t.co/TSxecnm4lQ

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

I’m pretty sure that Kathy Griffin is really close to having a mental illness named after her.

[FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyVet1972]

Punk country. Is it punktry? Cunky? Pounktry? Let’s just stick with punk country. Country punk. Oooo wait a minute.

[give me grits @txlsugirl]

Why does every ex come out of the woodwork when you get into a relationship? Like where the hell were you when we dated?!?

[give me grits @txlsugirl]

6.4” since midnight here...we almost have that infinity pool we wanted!

[Pete Delkus @wfaaweather]

RAINFALL UPDATE 10AM: Hard to keep up with totals...because they keep going up! Remember, these totals are from recording stations. They may differ from your backyard or even just a few miles down the street. With this event, we had a wide range of rainfall totals! #wfaaweather

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

I dont understand the attraction to 18 year old girls. Piss off one of those girls and they will sell your car for Starbucks money without hesitation

[TEXAS FOREVER @_TexasForever]

HEB is the greatest grocery store of all time

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

Me: do you think that fish dont tap on the glass because they dont want to scare us?
Drug dealer: you know what I'm not comfortable selling you anything

[Cris @CrisMtzgr]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s intentions and feelings