ur mom

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

i been holding my blunt like a cigarette lately life been beating my ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

that chopped, lonely 7th grader still lives in me

[♡ @heart_jpg]

aquarium in keyboard

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[‏ً @itsnwts]

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they have treated women? hmm interesting

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[ur mom @txsdanielle]

“Are you okay?”

I work 4 a.m. - 1 p.m. with ONLY tuesdays and wednesdays off I haven’t been okay for a WHILE 😭

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[Te'leir🩸 @vampooze2]

why do men pretend like they cant also spread their hole on camera for hella money

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

when u have to sit next to a stranger at a movie

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this