Mr L. Abubu

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

inters on a dry track and mediums on a wet track

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

thought this was funny but it seems like his wife has locked him up in a care home and not told anyone where? at one point one of his family admitted herself to the home she'd heard he was in so she could take to him! nuts!!

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Family of British explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes say they don't know where he is https://t.co/VciNWQND9A

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

the thing I dislike the most about pop music is how the music is always secondary to all the fluff around it (outfits, dancing, celebrity drama, etc)

[aidan @aidan7501]

the eras tour set the bar so high bc wtf is this…

[ceci🪴 @merrychristos]

Here are my Arsenal cheese names

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

get in there

[Mark White @markwhlte]

I built a game for @FourFourTwo – all you have to do is select an XI that has scored 442 goals in Premier League history.

Lot of work went into this: should you keep you occupied for the long international break (or at the very least, your lunch break)

https://t.co/80I9RQkvQi

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[۟ @yuandyne]

Gta 6 leaks 👇
https://t.co/H3HiYWfXbM

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

huge subculture of gen z trying to cancel eminem

[Bussy Keaton @BussyKeaton]

Huge subculture of zoomers who think horror movies are evil btw. They've extended the squeamishness around sex to being spooked

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Xmas cards this year are to help raise money for @rnli #lifeboats

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

grim

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

Verstappen at Zandvoort vs Leclerc at Monza

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Is there a better full-back in the country than Glen Johnson right now? Retweet if you doubt it #LFC

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

@FukaNagaGOAT if we don't have VAR and there's human error then fine. why are we sitting around for 3 minutes while they figure out if it's enough of an error that they can correct it though lmao

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

tweet that works in nyc or london

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

let's all meet up in soho and walk the slowest anybody has ever walked

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

@Ifcamy if you hold a colander up you can watch it in the shadow, not sure how much this helps with not wanting to look like a numpty though

[Mr L. Abubu @txylor_1]

properly genius way to argue this, you're wrong because you're inherently a moron baby and serious conversations aren't for you. impossible to argue back really

[slwstr @slwstr_nowe]

@luca31415 @ANNVYSHINSKY You seem to misunderstood most of her points, but that’s ok. That review is not really for you, for you is the movie itself and it makes you happy. Cherish that.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives