little bill

i like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. that’s just me. that’s just something that i enjoy.

[little bill @ty_arndt]

“some days you’re sad, some days you’re stressed, just keep on living, cause every day we blessed” - Lil Giraffe on “Life”

[little bill @ty_arndt]

@TouchTunes when is the top 1% party????

[little bill @ty_arndt]

@JaiIpose @tracegirouard48

[little bill @ty_arndt]

@WildcatCovenant @Scoooota8 we would’ve happily played the 5 seed, they got beat, what do you want

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

The only Eagles hype video you’ll need today.

By @Dawsonsmiith aka BOOTS

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Steve Buscemi is truly one of the few actors who can nail a comedic or dramatic performance perfectly. Like John Turturro, Buscemi is as likely to show up in an Adam Sandler comedy as he is a Best Picture nominee. Buscemi is just a flat-out excellent actor regardless of genre.

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

From Jazz

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

Me when my Boss asks me to do a simple task on a Monday morning

[sol 🇦🇷 @cloisholic]

dark mamma walked so barbieheimer could run

[little bill @ty_arndt]

@joerussotweets character actor? nah i’m a character viewer

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

Beer is like weed for people with jobs

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for buddy the vape dog

[little bill @ty_arndt]

arkansas fans, this is a safe space:

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Smoking weed helps you golf. Not getting couch locked but smoking enough to figure it out and get the flow.

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

It doesn't seem right that there are like a million songs about being in love with a girl but only one about encountering spectral cowboys doomed to eternally chase a herd of ghostly cattle.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

when the hibachi chef does the onion volcano

[little bill @ty_arndt]

-cars 2

[little bill @ty_arndt]

“To truly crush one’s dreams, you must first raise their hopes very high.”

[little bill @ty_arndt]

“To truly crush one’s dreams, you must first raise their hopes very high.”