Tyler Rand

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

HEY NELSON! DIDNT ANYONE TELL YOU WHO I AM? I AM THE FUCKING NETWORK! https://t.co/tKyxeu9zg9

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Hey @cmcdavid97: Nobody calls me out. Not even you, McDusty! Say hi to Velvet and Steel. For a chance to go to the 2020 Stanley Cup Final, upload your Infinite Dangles video with @Rogers and #InfiniteDangles. And now you're up @RearAdBsBlog and Shane Doan!

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Blues fans are ready to fucking go

[YP @YoungPageviews]

COUNTRY ROADDDDDSSSSS. TAKE ME HOOOOOOME

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

LADIES imagine this:

it's 15 years from now, u ended up settling for that dude u met on the frog patio bc u thought u could fix him, he never kicked his coke addiction & still full sends it w the boys every wknd, ur son gunther just shot gunned his v8, u live in london ontario

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

okay honestly fuck me up https://t.co/JGp4TrdlPb

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is nothing short of stunning

[benny @benalbertcomedy]

I can't wait till my kids have their friends over for the first time to drink and they ask me if I know how to shotgun lmao I'm gonna smash that fucking thing off my head and cannon ball my living room table faster than you can say holy shit dad you're a beauty

[JayOnSC @JayOnSC]

Jordan Kyrou scored again, which calls for his signature goal song... 🎶🔈🇨🇦 #JayAndDan #WorldJuniors

[DJ @TinderDad]

Sleepovers in 2007: slept on a pull out couch with 4 blankets & 12 pillows. You wake up to pancakes & waffles.

Sleepovers in 2017: sleep on a crusty futon. No blanket. You used your jacket at a blanket. Slept with your contacts in. Wake up hung over & broke

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

when u hit the fast serve in wii tennis https://t.co/ITBjjMvVTp

[Dom @Domasaur_]

When she says you've got hoes but she's got 347 likes and 46 comments and youre getting 28 likes and a comment from your cousin saying "gay"

[Tyler Rand @ty_rand]

Tweet #BeerSavesLakes & @CoorsLight will donate $2 to preserve our lakes w/ @ConservationMN
https://t.co/JPzeZOVm4D