TyberiusAstro

just a shameless Astros die hard tweeting into the void

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I’d rather have a senator who eats meatless breakfast tacos than a senator who eats Trump’s ass.

[TORO 🐃 @TexansTORO1]

taught him everything he knows 😂

[Texas A&M Baseball @AggieBaseball]

THE GOOD GUYS GET IT DONE 👍

#GigEm

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

@TheKyleEmmott That's fine. You're allowed to think that

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

"I don't do politics" is such a weird stance. Like buddy politics does you. Just ignoring it so you don't have to stand for something doesn't do anything at all.

It's like standing in the middle of a hurricane and saying "meh, I don't do rain"

[Matt Thomas @SportsMT]

I don’t do politics. With that said, I want Ted Cruz nowhere near Toyota Center.

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

@TopherT613 @SportsMT I wasn't confused. Guess we can just chalk it up to a difference in opinion

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

@Mario_Presents @esjesjesj Source: I just made some shit up

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Someone tell these morons which side of the force had red lightsabers

[Dr. Michelle Au @AuforGA]

If someone asks the President of the United States if he needs to uphold the Constitution and the answer he gives is anything other than “yes,” we have a big, big problem.

[brandon* @brndxix]

are other authoritarian governments this embarrassing to be apart of or just this one

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

Extremism recognize extremism

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The AfD is the most popular party in Germany, and by far the most representative of East Germany. Now the bureaucrats try to destroy it.

The West tore down the Berlin Wall together. And it has been rebuilt—not by the Soviets or the Russians, but by the German establishment.

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

Yikes

We're way past Angel Hernandez levels at this point

[SEC Unfiltered @SECUnfiltered]

EVERYBODY is fed up with the umpiring in the SEC.

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

The SEC has an umpiring problem, and it’s becoming increasingly glaring each weekend.

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

@bren3669 @J_Potter You'll net way more money from option A though.

No legal fees

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Isn't it great that every US department account is now shit like this

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Foul baiting is ruining the NBA

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

@tedcruz can you please stop using our tax dollars to make our favorite teams lose?

Just stay home I'm begging you

[Beer Belly Sports @BeerBellySport]

BREAKING NEWS:

Ted Cruz WILL be in attendance for Warriors @ Rockets game 7.

[TyberiusAstro @tyberius_asher]

@brysongray You didn't have to specify that it was your white friends. You coulda just said "brunch" and we all would've immediately known they were white