Tyler John Bianco

"One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple." - Jack Kerouac

[Tyler John Bianco @tylerbianco]

"I walked a mile with Pleasure
She chatted all the way,
But left me none the wiser
For all she had to say.

I walked a mile with Sorrow,
And ne'er a word said she;
But, oh, the things I learned from her
When Sorrow walked with me!"

F.W. Boreham

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@BRSoucek Glad to know I'm not the only one 😅

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@mollykuznicki You should fix that by drinking @LiquidDeath. Cans of water in your car is way less of a “bitch move”. Just sayin. 😏

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I kinda missed Twitter. I’m about to make Twitter not miss me.

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@AppleSupport a few hours after a new iPhone, suddenly all my Apple devices are challenging Apple ID password, but not accepting password. I am 100% confident that the password is correct. Help!

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@TheTrueTimmyC Because non-theater people assume that teenage plays are about gay struggles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Disclaimer: I haven’t seen the play (I want to) but I love the music and was introduced to it years ago by my theatric friends.

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@Burgenheim *centuries

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@JurassicPark2go Baby shoes for sale, never worn?

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@DrRicketts1 Maybe scientists need to better communicate with literally everyone, since what you’re describing is not what’s communicated on the top ten pages on Google for “herd immunity” (incl. WebMD). Maybe you need to do a better job of defining your terms?

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Don’t get me wrong. 2020 has been hard for a lot of reasons. But it did give all of us the ultimate get-out-of-plans-free card.

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So @joncozart came back with a new Christmas Carol video and I didn’t realize it was exactly what I needed in my life after this crazy year. Still a fan, bro. You kill it. Keep creating!

https://t.co/r9IGU2ONdj

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@J_Rocka @Ruben_0223 Nah I’m 💯 with you. It made perfect sense for Deadpool, but Batman dropping F-bombs in a Justice League movie is just weird. Justice League is supposed to inspire a “best of us” feeling.

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@itszackpeters @AppleTV Hey hey, that was my favorite movie at 12 years old 😂

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Hey @AppleTV I think you’ve got a problem...

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@chrischardy I accept it

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@chrischardy No. Hard no.

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Regardless of your political viewpoints, America has lost a real champion in Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Anytime we lose a Justice, it is a time to remember with pride the justice they brought us, to mourn their loss, and to think circumspectly to the justice Americans still need.

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@DavidakaCyborg I’m equally jealous and flabbergasted! It really is up there for my favorite time spent with a movie franchise!! I’m also really happy that you guys got to experience that as a family 😊

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I’ve been rewatching Harry Potter. I was devistated when Alan Rickman died, but I will have to take the day off work whenever Maggie Smith passes away. Her portrayal of McGonagall is the amalgamation of all of my most important teachers.

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Haven’t tweeted in a while, but just gotta say, I love the new artwork Warner Bros released on Apple TV

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This is the third time in a row @Postmates has lost half my order. Seriously? @Postmates_Help