Tyler Crunch

illustrations, hotdog chat, nap taker, he/him

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@krattttt_ Sourdough toast, mayo, sliced cucumber, salt + cracked pepper

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@caleb_blog It was delicious in a way you wouldn’t expect (fruity/zesty, not saucy/salty)

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

Tried to make a raspberry tart and thought adding lemon zest would be a nice touch and it turned into a Chicago style deep dish pizza

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

I was sick and couldn’t go out on halloween which means I made this giant toothbrush just for my home which was the plan all along

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

Stop calling them house centipedes, they clearly prefer the name Daddy Lotslegs

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@EmmaTolkin Heyyy it’s Ladner, BC

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@ratbagjackson @bjanquetbjurger Bring back the bread bowl and make it a bread lid

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@ReviewsPossum You’re the one comparing the two. You are giving them equal cultural value. The fact that you’re talking about the banana warrants it’s message. This isn’t that difficult

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@skullmandible We already had a perfectly tepid euphemism for death

https://t.co/Z4kIkZgAs4

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@CleverWhatever @duchessofpoms Yeah honestly don’t understand what everyone’s losing it about here. Looks like they just sat down. Everyone else in this thread like “can you believe this abhorrent display, sick to my stomach over this”. The amount of projection and assumption going on is crazy

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@hungrycat2000 That’s my fear! No offence!

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

I’m getting shocked a lot lately in my apartment and I don’t think I’ll do anything about it

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@PlonkerImageLtd They can’t shock me if I’m dancing

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@magik_water If I were to try and fix it I would surely get shocked, and I can’t be having that

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@riptrenchpilot New Fuckbuttons album just dropped

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

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[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

Imagine arguing that you’re not in favor of an occupying force by dressing like Donquixote Doflamingo

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

Hamas and the IDF have confirmed the death of actor Brett Gelman. At the moment the details are unclear but both sides are taking credit. Rest in peace.

Oct 6. 1976 - Jan 13, 2024

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

Encountered the most unhinged holiday cocktail garnish at a hotel bar recently

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

@jkac Is this that?

[Tyler Crunch @tylercrunch]

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