Tyler Ernst

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[josh @joshypooper]

would you rather get shot 25 times or hang out with me for a little bit

[dylan @ADHDisfake]

I'm pro-choice unless that foetus has a genetic disorder which will severely impact it's quality of life, at which point it becomes eugenics to abort it

[Tyler Ernst @tylererniest]

@ACC_National this photo was taken on the Big Pine Creek Trail, North Fork. Have hiked it a few times, immediately recognized it.

[Tyler Ernst @tylererniest]

@AshePixie @it_a_me_knowlzy I know I’m right, I might even post a video of me staying inside and set it to War Pigs

[Tyler Ernst @tylererniest]

@AshePixie @it_a_me_knowlzy the best thing we can do really is to stay inside forever and ever… walking on trails disturbs the environment, polyester fibers flake off shirts and choke little mites to death. Number one cause of mite deaths they say…

[Tyler Ernst @tylererniest]

@AshePixie @it_a_me_knowlzy it was probably crushed when somebody came by and performatively filmed themselves knocking over stacked rocks…

[goodalexander @goodalexander]

okay I actually forgot the Epstein files

well played

[Owen Sparks @OwenSparks]

An incredibly touching moment on board Orion as the Artemis II crew calls down an unnamed crater that they have observed on the Moon, asking to name it 'Carroll', after Carroll Wiseman, Commander Reid Wiseman's wife who tragically passed away in 2020. ❤️

[NASA @NASA]

"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Our @NASAArtemis II astronauts woke up on the sixth day of their mission to a special message recorded in 2025 by astronaut Jim Lovell, the pilot of Apollo 8.

[SLS Engine 3 @SLSEngine3]

Oh boy, I can’t wait to land here!!!!
However, space is a bit wetter than I thought??

[Tyler Ernst @tylererniest]

@ThePrimalDino SLS is infinitely more attractive than Starship that is for sure…

[wint @dril]

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

[🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 @basedamericana]

How am I supposed to get work done when the launch needs to be monitored?

[Tyler Ernst @tylererniest]

Wow

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

It was just a hockey game.