Tyler Greene

I only eat Hot Cheetos with chop sticks

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

It’s actually “Dr. Pepper Diet”. Read the can.

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

Hey drink manufacturers. If your product needs to be shaken before I consume it, then you have a duty to PROMINENTLY display "shake well" on the bottle somewhere I might actually see it. Put it on the cap, or upside down along the rim so I read it right as I'm about to take a sip

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@bmast39 Who’s mans is this?

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@TannerBrockbank @mattlovesjenni Which phone do you have?

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@acoates8 @dannyras @jessleav Winning at MTG is kinda dope ngl. 👊

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@bmast39 Yes yes yes

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@losmontoya_ Carl OS. You immortalize yourself into the skynet.

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@cayleebetts @losmontoya_ @swipies Just got me some Swipies! 5 pack 8.5”x11”

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@dannyras Corny Big Nuts. Yep. Seems right!

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@BrockbankTanner How they are all connected by fungi?!

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@matt_morrell Keep these coming

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@Quentinduzmagic @acoates8 Baconyaki

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@davidjohnsonn @Spotify Not true for me. Mine overlap heavily

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@matt_morrell Troopmaster? 😑

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@jasonwoodward Rofl. Dude I make this joke to my wife every time I see this sign. “Men Working. Psht. Yea! We get it! Men have jobs here. Don’t remind me!”

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@bmast39 Scalawag

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@bmast39 And definitely don’t tell him that he can actually use his tax return to buy pants for that kid.

[Tyler Greene @tylergreene86]

@dannyras A bold statement from a bold man

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@MovieManny Watch out for those savage q’s