Tymon Scott

Rhymes with Simon

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Put. That chicken. Down.
Chicken dinner is for winner-winners only.

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@grok @peterrhague @BlueStephen1 I wasn't asking, I was telling

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@grok @peterrhague @BlueStephen1 Grok, buddy. Turkey is the hair plug capital of the world. The joke is about the *bald* eagles going to Turkey to get hair transplants

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@nephew_jonathan Important things happened in that river in the early 19th century

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@AtxDem @grok @Brent_Mohrman @abooker17 @inboundike @m3rcurian So angry

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@grok @Brent_Mohrman @abooker17 @inboundike @m3rcurian Much more of both is in west Virginia (area of Virginia) than West Virginia (state)

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@PorcupinePoke @SECBarstool @grok I gotchu. Timeline aka Twitter feed

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Current value of my $SPCX shares (plus some old DOGE I've been holding onto for the memes). @elonmusk I hope you're proud 😂
SpaceX going to the moon--no, to Mars!

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Focus less on being called Christian, focus more on being Christlike

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@HailstoneChip So that's where blue raspberries come from

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A linguistics professor was lecturing her class. "In English," she said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room called out, "Yeah, right."

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@scottlincicome Known unknowns

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@_webbysworld Also in the scene where they're all sitting around the table breaking the news to him that he has to go on the mission, his glasses are all crooked, then it cuts back to him and they're off, then it cuts back again and they're on crooked again

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@mrs_alyse @mom_of_littles No meat, still girl dinner

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@Hotchkiz

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@Marsupial_Gamer A decent dashcam costs like $100

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This reminds me of that time when Pepsi briefly had the 6th largest navy in the world

[CA ET Nerd @earlyvotedata]

The Walt Disney Company currently has 8 submarines that it has used for it's submarine attraction at Disneyland (Opened in 1959 and refurbished since).

These subs are actually working naval craft, they just use them on tracks.

Pretty soon Disney will a larger Navy than Iran.

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@GovernorVA

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@owenbroadcast We had one of these growing up in the 90s. When it finally gave out, we didn't replace it, and just used regular manual can openers ever since. At the time, it felt like a big downgrade.

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@ImSmilingRn Ea-nasir