Groundhog Dad

@[email protected] please visit me in the good place

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@soggybrocoli Nothing! The country has had debt since the founding. It’s just an excuse to cut social programs, then turn around and do huge tax cuts for the ultra rich

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@girdley I think it's stupid because you'd just get a bunch of rich assholes

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@AlexThomp Good god. Read the room

[J.D. Banker @DadInvest]

Can I tell you guys a secret? I’m not a fan of my neighbor so I search “personal injury atlanta” and click on his sponsored link a couple times a week.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

when everyone in power is kissing the ring my man Kirkland said “fuck that”

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@visegrad24 no because this is not at all similar and Macron hasn’t been doing stuff that Nazis like

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@hankgreen Remember, Trump has no friends, the people he spends time with just want something

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@Vinncent I mean, it was Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden, really. But yes, Biden fucked up pretty bad (IMO not prosecuting trump quickly enough is the biggest failure)

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@IcyVert letters? three digits? emojis?

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@Slangdini yes

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@Marknit0 what if you want to be like “hey look at my phone. it can bend”

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@MintMobileCares when will mint mobile support RCS on iPhone? It’s been MONTHS

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@dancerTrot @2AvSagas I'm all for trying to think of unintended negative consequences. But garages are seriously one of the worst possible uses of space in terms of economic activity.

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@dancerTrot @2AvSagas If a garage business shuts down, it will create space for housing and other businesses. Most garages operate on a skeleton crew of just a few employees, so if there were like, two retail places and two restaurants, with housing on upper floors, that's going to net way more jobs.

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@aaronlazox @2thegreat166318 @MTA Some people are basically illiterate, but they're still willing to get mad about stuff they don't understand

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@JHWeissmann I think Harris’s campaign made the first big mistake when they (for inscrutable reasons) dropped the “they’re weird freaks” language about republicans and retreated into mealy-mouthed technocratic book reports

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@JHWeissmann I think elected democrats, the pundit class, and consultant class are all very confused. The answer isn’t to be republican lite, it’s to show normal people that you believe in something and are willing to fight for it

[Groundhog Dad @typwrtr]

@goosewin @beginbot this is very funny

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@uncledoomer not to mention, a human baby stops peeing and pooping in their pants after like one year