Tysne

[Tysne @tysneee]

A bird can fly but a fly can not bird

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Oberyn Martell after knocking down The Mountain

[the bull @BullOnStandby]

Murder is in his blood

[Robert @JRAMNOTTHAGOAT]

Towns wins FMVP and he’s gonna get on the mic at the parade and tell Jimmy butler to suck his dick lmao

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

SGA when he can’t win the game by foul baiting

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Run the numbers again after tonight because my absolute boys and I are stepping out for margaritas

[Joel Lorenzi @JoelXLorenzi]

LeBron James to John Goble just now: “What the f— are you talking about? You f—ing suck, man.”

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

I just paid $30/lb for mid-tier steak and over $80 for a tank of gas and all I could think about was how it's all worthwhile as long as we helped Netanyahu blow up 170 Iranian school girls and double tap those paramedics.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron James: “PLEASE…somebody help me!”

Austin Reaves and Luke Kennard:

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

That tough guy act ain’t cutting it .... you know what you are.. you know what you’ve always been>>> A PUSSY (SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK) Been kicking your ass and pretty please make the playoffs before you talk. It’s a known thing that I OWN YOU. @KarlTowns

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Tysne @tysneee]

If you put a gun to my head and told me to spell separate without autocorrect I would be cooked

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

This is crazy 😭😭

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

EVERYBODY BETTER THAN LEBRON UNTIL ITS TIME TO BE BETTER THAN LEBRON

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”