Levels of male friendship:
Just met —> “Seem like a cool guy…”
Hung out twice —> “I got a buddy who…”
Go out on weekends —> “I got a buddy who…”
Literally best friends —> “I got a buddy who…”
Known each other for life —> “I got a buddy who…”
Dear 🐐 @KingJames glad to see your ankle is doing better and you’re getting another rest day. But whenever you come back I need you to drop that 50pt triple double for my fantasy championship. Thank you 🙏🏻