Emma Emch 🎗️

brontophile. science groupie. ex code monkey. ex ER nurse. gov agency desk jockey. honorary New Englander.

[Emma Emch 🎗️ @uberemch]

"Hey, you didn't wake me up!
- You have an alarm clock.
Yes, but when I throw the clock it stops. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the whole wake up process."

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@oplatsen Tack! 😃

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@shairnn 18

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@GraniteDhuine Scurvy for lunch and dinner. Horrible.

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@GraniteDhuine Ex-pirate. Hours were shite.

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@WilderThingy @drellietheking Who is Binface?

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@GraniteDhuine I join yous in heart and spirit.

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@GraniteDhuine Wow. That’s so …so literal. 😭

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@GraniteDhuine Edoras 🥰

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@martenschultz högeffektiv rage bait 😂

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Vaffan ere för fel på fucking ljudet!?

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@Fascinate_Hist Stockholm Sweden here! 🫡

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@jk_rowling Best AI summary I’ve seen. Especially the end. 😂

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He's Peter Kyle, UK Business Secretary. In this BBC Breakfast clip (Naga Munchetty interviewing), two defence ministers (John Healey & Al Carns) just resigned because the government's defence investment plan "falls well short." Kyle admits he hasn't seen the full plan but insists it's good, he's "assured," trusts the PM/Chancellor, and "when you see the plan" everyone will agree the government got it right. Classic evasive non-answer. JK Rowling posted it as ultimate cringe bullshitting that resets the bar for awkward interviews.

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@GraniteDhuine Not my words exactly. Mark Manson.

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@GraniteDhuine Everything is shite.
Everything that matters most in life will sometimes bore you.
But boredom isn’t a sign that you chose wrong. It’s a signal that you have chosen to make something more important than your own momentary pleasure. It’s the hidden fee that comes with Telos.

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I'll never understand people who retweet personal tweets that are in no way relevant to them.

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@GraniteDhuine I’ll be here all week.

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@GraniteDhuine Mediocrity is not easily achieved.